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             The 
              Tin Man 
            He 
              is the author of all this. 
            Didn’t 
              know that, did you? 
              L. Frank Baum had a faulty heart. 
              It saved him from military school 
              and threw a typewriter at him. 
              You think you’re so smart 
              but there’s so much you don’t know. 
            The 
              tin man wants a heart 
              even though he knows it will hurt him. 
            In 
              Oz there is no death 
              but there can always be heartache. 
            "Boo, 
              hoo," the tin man cries, 
              "I’m not writing this the way 
              I wanted to." 
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